So Ming’s gone and done it then? Well it comes to something when the only thing people can critisise your leader is for looking too old, I mean what a sad indictment of the media-led British polictical system! Ming was the best out of the three main party leaders, better than Blairclone and Flash Gordon.

Remember Ming is only four years older than Debbie Harry, the most attractive and talented singer in Blondie!

Ming sorted the Liberal Democrats out, got us on a winning track, now it’s time to get ourselves a new dynamic leader (like Paddy or Jo Grimond) One that gets the public enthused, maybe Charlie-boy could make a comeback after his excellent speech at conference??